to have been a real

You said it yourself, warmswimmer: "'This isn't a smoking gun,' said David Begun of the University of Toronto."

I gathered as much when I saw that your rampant speculation revolves around an indeterminate set of bones, and a computer simulation! I can get my computer to do anything I want it to do. I can get it draw a half-man, half-elephant. You don't see me running off to use manmade nonsense to anger God.

When you get to the foot of the throne, try this strategy. Tell Him you don't belong to the goats because your bones are really more apelike than goatlike. See if that works, fraud.