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Signs that the end of days is near:
* The chimpocalypse is upon us. I'm sure Moe was smart enough to begin looking for signs of human weakness by watching CNN. It's only a matter of time until the Great Monkey Uprising ushers in the Tribulation.
* Obama is the antichrist. Or maybe he's not. Whatever. He supports infanticide, so that's enough.
* Science will destroy us all. Or just make physicists wet themselves with made up imaginary science. Enjoy tenure. Warning: it doesn't last as long as eternity in the lake.

This could be a weekly column, there are so many signs...